Toast Card Game Blog 2
What is an articulate degenerate?
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Read Toast Card Game Blog 2 to find out exactly what makes an Articulate Degenerate.
We’ve received a LOOOOT of questions about this (okay this is a complete and total lie, not a single person has asked this question.
but that’s probably because we haven’t officially launched yet), so we decided to tackle this perplexing question head-on.
In case you haven’t seen this enough times yet, Toast is a party card game for articulate degenerates.
But what exactly is an Articulate Degenerate?
Some people might hear this term and think it's an insult, but for us Toast players, it's a badge of honor, like the “Don’t Tread on Me” symbol for Navy Seals.
Let’s first tackle the "articulate" part. Simply put, it means you've got a way with words.
You can craft a clever turn of phrase, spit out a witty one-liner, or come up with a response that leaves everyone else in stitches.
You're quick on your feet and you've got a sharp mind – at least when it comes to humor.
Now for the good stuff – the "degenerate" part. That's where things really get interesting.
A degenerate is someone who's willing to push the boundaries of what's considered acceptable or appropriate.
Disclaimer: Neither of these was fact checked with Dictionary.com.
Now, put those two words together – "articulate" and "degenerate" – and you've got a winning combination.
An Articulate Degenerate is someone who's not only funny and clever, but also willing to go to some pretty crazy places to get a laugh.
And that's exactly what Toast is all about. It's a game that rewards those who are willing to take risks, to think outside the box, and to come up with responses that are as hilarious as they are inappropriate.
It's not for the faint of heart or the easily offended, but for those of us who revel in our status as Articulate Degenerates, it's the perfect way to spend an evening.
The best part? Even if you’re not articulate, and not a degenerate, some of the most hilarious improvisations are by players who utterly SUCK at thinking quick on their feet.
It’s a blast watching your friends struggle, isn’t it?
Now, some people might say that being an Articulate Degenerate is a bad thing. They might say that we're crude, offensive, or just plain obnoxious.
But we like to think that we're doing the world a favor.
We're not afraid to speak our minds, to make fun of ourselves and each other, and to find humor in even the most awful, loco, wild, scenarios.
So, if you're ready to embrace your inner Articulate Degenerate, then grab (pretty please buy) a copy of Toast and let the good times roll.
Just remember – there are no limits to what you can say or do in this game, so be prepared to get a little bit wild.
And if anyone tries to call you out for your degenerate ways, just tell them Jim Jeffries sent you (don’t actually say this, but we imagine this is something Jim Jeffries would say)...
