Toast Card Blog 6
The Fake Origin Story
The untrue legend of toast.
This is the Toast Card Blog 6. The Blog that changed the fate of party card games forever.
Legend has it that Toast was born out of a strange and twisted experiment, conducted by a mad scientist named Dr. Ignatius Toastworthy.
Dr. Toastworthy was a brilliant but deranged inventor, obsessed creating a party card game that would test the limits of human creativity and depravity.
One fateful night, in his secret laboratory...
Dr. Toastworthy combined the DNA of some of the most eloquent and debauched minds in history.
from Oscar Wilde to Edgar Allen Poe, in a vat of bubbling chemicals.
The result was a living, breathing creature.
equal parts articulate degenerate and party animal.
Dr. Toastworthy named his creation Toast, after the charred remains of his first failed experiment.
But Toast was no ordinary creature.
It possessed an insatiable thirst for storytelling, and a wicked sense of humor that was matched only by its love for alcohol.
Dr. Toastworthy soon realized that he had created a monster.
A Monster That could not be contained. And so, Toast was released into the world.
The hope was that one day it would find its own way.
And so it did.
Toast became a legend among party-goers and improv enthusiasts.
Finally, a card game that pushed the boundaries of decency and sanity.
But with popularity came a new threat.
an evil rival game designer named Professor Humanity Against Cards.
A Rival who coveted Toast's success and was determined to destroy it.
Toast Card Game Blog 5, Synonymous Articulate Degenerates… Say we go back to the creation of Toast… a game of awful scenarios. Please buy it.
In a dramatic showdown, Toast and its army of articulate degenerates faced off against Professor Humanity Against Cards and his army of soulless yet somehow vivacious robots.
It was a battle for the fate of the party card game world.
In the end, Toast emerged victorious.
Professor Humanity Against Cards was banished to the depths of obscurity, to only be played on the dreaded and usually ill-fated Sunday Scaries.
And so, the legend of Toast lives on.
a testament to the power of human creativity and depravity, and a warning to all who dare to play with fire (or any other card game, which is blasphemy).
